How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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