my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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