You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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