god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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