but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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