If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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