I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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