just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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