There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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