I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
He's on the porch naked. Help.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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