nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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