And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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