you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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