physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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