You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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