I'm jealous of your bromance
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
My breasts were aching with rage.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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