And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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