This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
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