You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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