Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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