Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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