Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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