So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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