is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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