i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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