You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
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