I hope mine doesn't look like that
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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