i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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