Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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