People with herpes should wear stickers.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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