Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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