I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
We're too hungover to prance.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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