This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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