Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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