a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
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