Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I bet he comes in French.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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