quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
Randomize
