what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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