That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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