So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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