I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
did i walk over a car last night?
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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