my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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