Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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