currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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