Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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