Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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