BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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