ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
They took my balls.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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