Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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