So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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