He kissed a someone with a penis
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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