thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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